Pure Love Rainbow Dildo

I have a bit of a love affair with dildos. I had a giant collection that was, heartbreakingly, lost about three moves ago (I moved around a lot before I moved in with a partner), and have ever since been in deep mourning. But I’ve recently made my peace with moving on from my past in a lot of ways, and accepting that I’m never getting my dildos back was, strangely enough, really cathartic. The mourning period was over. The time for new dildos had begun. I was on the hunt for the perfect dick to restart my collection.

I’ve had my eye on a rainbow dong for a few years now, and I wanted a thick one. I also wanted something that was harness-compatible in case I ever get in a pegging mood, so I picked out the Pure Love Rainbow Dildo, found here on Amazon. And let me say, I have not regretted a cent of the $41.38 I spent on it.

Pure Love seems to be an Amazon based company, which mainly specializes in vibrators but has at least one other dildo that I could find. I was a little nervous, with dildos not seeming to be exactly in their wheelhouse, but (spoiler alert) they did just fine with this one.

Dimensions

  • 8 in. total length
  • 5.75 in. insertable
  • 1.75 in. diameter
  • 5.5 in. circumference

The Good

I will admit, by the time I was ready to try this out I was already wet, probably because I’d been wandering around with it in my harness and helicoptering a bit while reveling in the joy of having a rainbow dildo. As far as appearance goes, this is a very pretty dick. I was worried that there would be bleeding issues between the different color pours of silicone, but the lines are clean and straight, the spacing appears even, and it looks just beautiful.

I hadn’t given myself a good fucking in too long by the time this got to me. Sex is good, but sometimes you just want to pound yourself, you know? The initial feeling of fullness was completely euphoric. With just the slightest of angles, I was able to hit my g-spot, and along with my trusty wand, I brought myself to orgasm after shuddering orgasm. I even squirted, which I historically have had a hard time doing without fingers or a glass wand.

Let me tell you, after another handful of times using it, it does not get any less wonderful. The second time, I tried out using the suction cup to attach it beneath me and riding it, which is where it really shines. It is such a fun toy to sit on, and fills me to a degree that is titillating yet still comfortable.

I do not have enough words to express how much I appreciate this exact thickness. This dildo is the perfect size to fill me up without having to go through a lot of foreplay to use it; sometimes I just want to get pounded by something of a suitable girth without going through a lot of lube and a lot of stretching. It slides easily in, though your mileage may vary depending on what size of dildo you’re used to; I know not everyone has my spacious vagina.

The Mediocre

I’m a bit hard-pressed to come up with something that I didn’t either clearly like or dislike, but I’ll say this. I don’t feel like this was particularly innovative. Was it lovely to have a nice, reliable dildo come in a rainbow? As someone who collects rainbow things, yes, absolutely. But it really was just a pretty straightforward realistic dildo; no interesting shapes, textures, or dual firmnesses.

The Bad

Do I have a complaint? Yes, actually, two.

I found it a bit too bendy to be as easy to ride as I’d prefer. I would rate it medium to medium-soft as far as dildos go, which isn’t a bad thing in and of itself, but I’m of the opinion that suction cup dildos need to be a little sturdier as they’re designed for being fucked against a surface. At times, it just folded up instead of actually letting me slide down further on it. However, if you find firmer dildos aren’t your thing, this may be the cock for you! I wouldn’t call it soft, but it’s definitely softER than some.

I also wished that the insertable length was just a bit longer; I’m not desperate for cervix-bumping action, but I’d have loved to feel that fullness just a little bit deeper. That would have made it just perfect.

The Gist of It

I would rate the Pure Love Rainbow Dildo an 8/10! I don’t feel like the wheel got reinvented, and I had a couple of quibbles, mainly with the firmness, but overall it was an extremely pleasant experience. I found it to be a really beautiful dong overall, with nice clean edges between colors. It was also a comfortable yet filling size. Overall, I found it a good value for just over $40.

Love,
Atti

Published by Atti's Attic Sex Toy Reviews

My name's Atti! 25, kinky, queer, polyamorous, transmasculine agender! Neophyte sex toy reviewer seeking to speak openly about transmasculinity and sex!

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